theinturnet:

this is my human. when human is fussy, i just pet it like this.

as you can see, human is calm.

(Source: sandandglass)

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fuckingfunny:

Man! I can barely take the depth of this darkness.




the last one

>he threw a dark glance in the Blacks’ direction


“his violent black glare”


You would think a “writer” would own a thesaurus.

fuckingfunny:

Man! I can barely take the depth of this darkness.

the last one

>he threw a dark glance in the Blacks’ direction

“his violent black glare”

You would think a “writer” would own a thesaurus.

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MY CUTE WITOL POMPOM, TIFA :3

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colamonstrosity:



I cannot get over Achilles’ face in this painting. Holy shit.
 He’s totally like: “Oh god, mom, put a fucking shirt on, I mean, what are you even doing? Can’t you see I’m busy lamenting the death of my boyfriend? Like I really need to see your tits at a time like this— YOU’RE SO EMBARRASSING MOM GAWD.”
And the rest of the Greeks are jazz-handsing in the background. They’re all ‘WOAH LOOK AT THAT TOTALLY WICKED SET OF TITS— I MEAN ARMOUR. WOAH’

no mom

mom no

NO


Jazz-handsing

colamonstrosity:

I cannot get over Achilles’ face in this painting. Holy shit.

 He’s totally like: “Oh god, mom, put a fucking shirt on, I mean, what are you even doing? Can’t you see I’m busy lamenting the death of my boyfriend? Like I really need to see your tits at a time like this— YOU’RE SO EMBARRASSING MOM GAWD.”

And the rest of the Greeks are jazz-handsing in the background. They’re all ‘WOAH LOOK AT THAT TOTALLY WICKED SET OF TITS— I MEAN ARMOUR. WOAH’

no mom

mom no

NO

Jazz-handsing

(Source: lemon-sprinkles)

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